This is the story of Henry. =D
Me - "Today, I was talking bad about Henry & he just stood there smiling."
Cindy - "Who the funk is Henry?"
Me - " 'Who the funk is Henry?' -- HAHA! My ribs hurt from laughing. Funk? Henry is my vaccum."
Cindy - "You named your sucker?"
Me - "Hahahahaha!! No. LoL! His name is Henry. Like, literally, Henry. I will take a pic to show you."
Cindy - "LoL! Ok. I thought whenever you talked about Henry, it was a maintenace man."
Me - "Hahahahaha no. Henry is a vaccum."
Cindy - "Oh my ..."